gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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