i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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