You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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