eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
no you cant smoke seaweed
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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