You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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