what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I wish I only lived at night.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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