Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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