I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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