On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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