Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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