garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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