but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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