Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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