Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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