i think i have herpe
just one?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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