I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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