Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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