just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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