After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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