I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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