eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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