is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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