Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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