I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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