Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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