so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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