windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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