i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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