he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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