Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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