This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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