Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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