Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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