Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.