Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
would you consider him our boss?
then technically i slept with our boss
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.