I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.