Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.