Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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