I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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