i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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