I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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