just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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