Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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