u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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