rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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