he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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