Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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