So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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