Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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