It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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