either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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