yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
there is puke in my bra ... again
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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