so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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