the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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