Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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