Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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