Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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