Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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