why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The power of my boobs compel you
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
