I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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