Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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